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Freer Bird (Worst Case Scenario)

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  • Excitement Plan B, The

Worst case scenario, you're dying to look skinny
I'm on your side
Maybe you slid out of a limousine flashing your pussy
I'm on your side
Maybe all you did was make a movie with your boyfriend
I'm on your side
Worst case scenario, you're dead or in prison
I'm on your side

I'm on your side, honey baby
Worst case scenario, I'm on your side

Worst case scenario, you married for money
I'm on your side
Maybe all you did was fake sing on the TV
I'm on your side
Maybe all that you did was try to adopt some poor kid
I'm on your side
And I am out here with a camera hiding in your bushes
I'm on your side

I'm on your side, honey baby
Worst case scenario, I'm on your side

Let somebody get to know you and they think they do
Honey you don't got to tell me who you're talking to
I say here's to everyone who ever figured out how
To do what they would do with a day left now

I'm on your side, honey baby
Worst case scenario, I'm on your side

Go and make cupcakes for everybody

 
LAST UPDATED: Saturday, March 11, 2017 8:16 AM