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Road Journals - Vol 15 (August 2004)
Did You Ever See Dallas From a DC9 at Night?

(EAST NASHVILLE SKYLINE TOUR)
part one.......
 
I've been going on bob and tom for ten years now
and I still don't know how to get there from the hotel
jimbo picks me up
The next person I see is toms kid. 
He looks like a teenage mick taylor.
Then its into the show. 
The show moves very fast.
And stays constantly funny
literally the funniest radio show on
and voted so over and over
I would say
 the main thing I think I have learned from working with them
 for so long
is that the one guy in every social circle 
that everyone thinks should be a comedian
probably
couldn't be.
 
at the in store show I got a custom made 
vince pawless guitar. 
I am still a little speechless about it
 
WHEN I LIT OUT FROM RENO.......
I WAS CHASED BY TWENTY MEN
melita sold five paintings 
and counting
I am so proud ...
The cui ui gallery did a great job 
and were also a lot of fun.
The show runs til the end of the month
in September she has a show here in nashville
I can tell you this.
 Love painting or hate it. 
Love her painting or hate it.
Melita is as passionate 
and honest  
and hardworking with her art
as will or tommy or jack 
or jerry jeff or john 
or anyone else I look up to.
We  almost got remarried
so did bart and nani bacon 
but we went to the lake  instead.
I DIDNT GET TO SLEEP THAT NIGHT 
TIL THE MORNING CAME AND WENT
The last day in reno I got up before melita and walked from the hotel
to the river where all the punker kids hang out.
In the coffee shop I got in a shouting match with some guy.
One of us is a real jerk. 
Im not sure which.
I went to the other side of the river found a flat rock and fell asleep .
A little bit later I was shaken awake by an older looking women.
"You hungry?" she asked.
Waking startled I noticed  quickly that she was probably homeless
 and probably thought I was.
My knee jerk was to tell her  
I was staying at the hotel 
and that I was fine 
and that I wasnt homeless 
but then it hit me that she hadn't asked if I was homeless
she asked if I was hungry. 
So I said
"Yeah" 
"Follow me" she said
 we walked a few blocks to some church and had
a great sack lunch
 sandwich, chips and an apple.
Free. 
 
 then
 TEXAS....
 
ITS YOUR THING
DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO
I CANT TELL YOU 
WHO TO SOCK IT TO
After reading a few of the reactions I was getting to the  poetry
that I had started putting on the message board 
under the alias "kal"
I became enraged and decided to just sit in my hotel right through the dallas show
 I just sat up in my room and partied ...
 my marching orders to elvis?
"Don't tell them til the last second"
then I ordered more room service.
"what about the crowd?" E cried.
"Let them drink beer" I scoffed.
MY NAMES BIG YELLOW 
I LIKE THINGS BIG
AND I LIKE THINGS YELLOW
When I woke up a few days later
I was on a stage in a parking garage trying to remember
the name and number of my booking agent.
The promoter didnt want to pay me til I had dinner with her.
One of us is a real jerk. 
I think I know which one.
EVERYTHANGS BIG IN TEXAS
XXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOO
that same weekend I saw kent and sterling 
and my old pal trog.
I told you he was real....
 
Then we played at some biker thing.
I heard a voice yelling for django walker songs
When I scanned the crowd to put a face with the voice. 
I found django walker....
Nice one kid
 
WASHINGTON STATE THAT IS........
EDDIE VEDDER...... SPACE NEEDLE.
in seattle we went on a boat to vashon island for lunch
and at the show played greg browns guitar
 
In portland I saw my mom.
 And everybody else...
to write about it would take up the whole journal.
         viva la beef...
RIP CITY
 
then we went to michigan for the wood tick festival.
Stick with the tick.
It was a lot of long travel made better by gracious hosts and great food.
I hope to go back and bring friends next year.
 
Now we have a little time to rest. 
melita and I borrowed a house boat on dale hollow lake
we leave tomorrow.
im walking out the door now to the bookstore 
and the fishing pole place.
I cant see any reason why I won't set some sort of bass fishing record.
 
(And for your moment of zen.......)
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER
 
or as hixx said on the album (listen close)
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MADONNA
 
or as kimbrough said one night
KEEBLER HASSLEHOFF MCDONALDS.
 
Ok then, thats it for this month
enjoy yourself.
SEACREST OUT

 
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